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Religious Views of Life

Taoism: "Shit happens."

Confusianism: "Confucius says: Shit Happens."

Buddhism: "If shit happens it isn't really shit."

Zen: "What is the sound of shit happening?"

Hinduism: "This shit happened before."

Islam: "If shit happens, it's the will of Allah."

Judaism: "Why does shit always happen to us?"

Catholicism: "If shit happens, you deserve it."

Protestantism: "If I work hard enough, shit won't happen to me."

TV-evangelism: "Pay, or shit will happen to you."

Agnosticism: "What is this shit?"

Rastafari: "This is goood shit."

Atheism: "I don't believe this shit."

That's all.

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